Greetings Crave Nation,
Commodore Crave again writing to you from the Capital of Second Chances, Las Vegas. I came to Vegas looking for a good time but while everyone always says “Viva Las Vegas,” it seems to me they didn’t really know how to live it up until I arrived. Can you believe they had never heard of Crave before?
I had been planning on hitting the tables at the Mirage, but after the Crave shortage came to my attention, I decided to focus on hitting the Strip instead. I took to the streets distributing samples of Crave to those poor, depraved souls. And while I nearly depleted my week’s supply of Crave, it was worth it to save the people of Las Vegas and bring them to the cause. For one weekend at least, I made sure Vegas lived up to its billing as the “Capital of Second Chances.”
I’m not sure where my journey will lead me next but check back soon as I continue spreading Crave across the U.S.
- Commodore Crave